Leaked Olympic Goalie Masks

Leaked Olympic Goalie Masks

February 12, 2010 in Breaking News, Rumour Mill by hockey

Whose looks badass and whose needs more moons and howling wolves?

The 2010 Vancouver Winter Games are almost upon us heralded by the upcoming onslaught of tender singing due on Friday’s opening ceremony from singers such as Bryan Adams and Sarah McLachlan.  Thankfully in an astute move rarely made by Vanoc, Nickelback will be nowhere to seen Friday.

Regardless there’s some damn hockey to be played, and we’ve got got ahold of some exclusive leaked photos of various Olympic Hockey Goalie Masks.

Sloppy Seconds 2.0 – The Chicago Blackhawks in Vancouver

Sloppy Seconds 2.0 – The Chicago Blackhawks in Vancouver

January 29, 2010 in Breaking News, Rumour Mill by hockey

When was the first time you saw two former fuck buddies in the arms of a professional athlete?

Isaac Newton once said “If I have seen further it is only by standing on the shoulders of giants,” a solemn tribute to all those who had come before him, seen and conquered. So many times in a man’s life he is forced to trend a well worn path. Seldom however, is that same path “splattered” all over the 7am News like a Jackson Pollock. It’s not unusual to see a major sporting figure engaging in intrepid and depraved acts with a young lady.

What was interesting this morning, as I hit snooze for the 9th time on my phone alarm in the faint hope of avoiding work, was to look up at the glowing television screen and see a shirtless Patrick Kane winged on either side and to think

“I know those girls!…biblically.”

2010 Olympic Puck Bunnies

2010 Olympic Puck Bunnies

January 26, 2010 in Breaking News, Rumour Mill by john

2010 Olympics prompts influx of hockey hotties

THE life of a professional hockey player must be rough.

Playing in front of thousands of adoring fans every night, cashing massive pay cheques and partying like a rock star, and that’s not even the best part. Toothless, bruised  and crude though they are, gorgeous women love their Olympic hockey heroes, and said heroes seem more than happy to return the favor.